The World Without Tiger Woods via Forbes’ latest print campaign.

Elsewhere in the golf world today, Andres Gonzales won the Soboba Golf Classic.

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We’re back after a week off! A fun-rippin’ episode you don’t want to miss! Honestly if you haven’t listened to one of these podcasts, this is the one you want to start with. This episode is as rare as a Tiger Woods retweet. Oh wait that happened to us! Oh snap!

Episode 7 Show Notes

Played 22 times.

We don’t support smoking but these were different times. Golf swag.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Arnold and Jack share a smoke.

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Hey yo! Didn’t we just give you one of these 5 days ago? It’s all good, because we give you our NBA All-Star Weekend review and pair it with a little Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods y’all!

Episode 6 Show Notes

  • We want the old Dunk Competitions back!
  • The actual NBA All-Star game was the highlight of NBA All-Star Weekend.
  • Is Dwyane Wade a bit of a jerk?
  • Tiger Woods trains in combat boots?
Played 40 times.

Tiger Super Fan Video Bomb. Follow up to our last post.

Ladies. Camilo Villegas. Naked. Taken from ESPN Magazine’s Body Issue. You’re welcome.

Gentlemen. We’ll make it up to you promise.

A glimpse at team U.S.A.’s 2010 Ryder Cup fashion statements. via pgatour.com. Looks like they’re going vintage.

A glimpse at team U.S.A.’s 2010 Ryder Cup fashion statements. via pgatour.com. Looks like they’re going vintage.

Tiger shot his best 18 of the year today (65) during round 1 at The Barclays.

“It would be too simplistic to suggest that Woods’ divorce has unburdened him to the point where he can now focus on his career and play worry-free golf. Asked if the finalization to the end of his marriage felt like a weight lifted from his shoulders, he responded, “I can’t really say that’s the case.” - via Jason Sobel’s ESPN Blog

“Furyk overslept Wednesday after his cell phone alarm clock lost power overnight, causing him to be late for his pro-am tee time in The Barclays. That left PGA Tour officials no choice but to disqualify him from the first of four FedEx Cup playoff events.”

And now for a Seinfeld reference.

Jerry: (pause) So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn’t it?
Jean-Paul: Man, it wasn’t the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze.
Jerry: AM/PM?!?!!!
Jean-Paul: Man, it wasn’t the AM/PM. It was the volume.
Jerry: Ah…the volume.
Jean-Paul: Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm.
Jerry: Ah, separate knob.
Jean-Paul: Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! (frustrated)
Jerry: Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio.
Jean-Paul: Oh, please, man, please!


Hat tip to fellow Tumblr, Daily Seinfeld for breaking it down for us.

Rumor has it we might have a press pass for the final round of next week’s Canadian Open. We’ll keep you posted!


Tiger Woods will return to professional golf at the Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga., on Thursday, April 8!

His people released the following statement:

“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.

The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played.

I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments and I look forward to competing in them again.

I would also like to thank the Augusta National members and staff for their support. I have deep appreciation for everything that they do to create a wonderful event for the benefit of the game.”

Will a green jacket make everyone forget?

5.  Taylor Hall (Hockey)

Hall 17, is expected to be a top pick in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft and was ranked as the top North American prospect by the NHL Central Scouting Bureau. Hall currently plays for the OHL’s Windsor Spitfires.



4.  Melanie Oudin (Tennis)

Oudin 18, entered the spotlight last year at the United States Open, defeating seeded players Elena Dementieva, Maria Sharapova, and Nadia Petrova before being eliminated in the quarterfinals.



3.  Michelle Wie (Golf)

Wie 20, won the United States Women’s Amateur Public Links tournament in 2003 at the age of 13, becoming the youngest person ever, male or female, to win a USGA adult event. Wie earned her first LPGA Tour victory at the 2009 Lorena Ochoa Invitational.



2.  Rory McIlroy (Golf)

McIlroy 20, was victorious at the 2009 Dubai Desert Classic, he also finished in the top 10 in two of the four majors in 2009. He is currently ranked 10th in the World Golf Rankings.



1. John Wall (Basketball)

Wall 19, The University of Kentucky Point Gaurd is projected to be the No. 1 pick in next summer’s NBA draft, and shockingly he doesn’t have any tattoos.